When my roommate tries to talk to me during my favorite show.

When my roommate tries to talk to me during my favorite show.


How I feel scrolling through my facebook news feed…

How I feel scrolling through my facebook news feed…


When people ask what my career plans are.

When people ask what my career plans are.


When people try to backdoor brag

When people try to backdoor brag


When the history majors come out to the bars…


When someone asks what my plans are tonight.

When someone asks what my plans are tonight.


When my friend said J.K. Rowling’s new screenplay is just going to be some cheap publicity grab.

When my friend said J.K. Rowling’s new screenplay is just going to be some cheap publicity grab.


When my best friend suggests movies and day drinking

When my best friend suggests movies and day drinking


When I ran into the girl from high school that was super slutty.

When I ran into the girl from high school that was super slutty.


When I Facebook Stalk the new guy I am seeing.

When I Facebook Stalk the new guy I am seeing.


What I feel like doing a walk of shame

What I feel like doing a walk of shame


How I feel about fried food when I am drunk

How I feel about fried food when I am drunk


When one of my friends is moving out

When one of my friends is moving out


How I kept my drunk friend from becoming an accidental, amateur stripper.

How I kept my drunk friend from becoming an accidental, amateur stripper.


Describing my boyfriend’s idea of date night.

Describing my boyfriend’s idea of date night.