I handle life a little more awkwardly than most. Here, I try to describe it.
When my roommate tries to talk to me during my favorite show.
How I feel scrolling through my facebook news feed…
When people ask what my career plans are.
When people try to backdoor brag
When the history majors come out to the bars…
When someone asks what my plans are tonight.
When my friend said J.K. Rowling’s new screenplay is just going to be some cheap publicity grab.
When my best friend suggests movies and day drinking
When I ran into the girl from high school that was super slutty.
When I Facebook Stalk the new guy I am seeing.
What I feel like doing a walk of shame
How I feel about fried food when I am drunk
When one of my friends is moving out
How I kept my drunk friend from becoming an accidental, amateur stripper.
Describing my boyfriend’s idea of date night.